I am 100% Retarded (oh dear)

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. (did it this morning XD)

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [x] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz

20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13





So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

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SANYO 6mm digital camera
#2 pencil (or possible ebony if i can get my hands on one)
paper (8,1/2x11 or college ruled notebook paper)
Gimp image editor


AVAILABLE

CHARACTER BUST ($2) (30 points)
im gonna need a reference pic or a detailed description in a note for this one
can be colored but will take another 2 days and an extra $1.

CHIBI ($2) (30 points)
whatever character you want
colored will be another $1

ONE CHARACTER FULL BODY ($5) (50 points)
same as before about the reference
can be colored but will take another 3 days and an extra  $2.
i need to know what pose you want the character in

PHOTO SNAPSHOT ($2) (40 points)
expressional photo (you will need to explain to me what emotion you are trying to express and what yyou want in the photo).
snapshot of whatever it is you want.
any photo effect add an extra $.50

THINGS I WILL NOT DO
drug references (cigarettes are ok)
no cars, machines, robots please
heavy religious symbols (crosses are ok)
detailed nudity, yaoi, yuri, hentai, or porn of any kind

UNDERSTAND THIS
please dont rush these. i will be done asap. trying to find a job, and having a life outside of my drawing board and computer is something that i have to do. if it will take an extra day or to i will contact you immediatly. these pictures are over the internet thru dA only or thru email. i do not ship anywhere unless i am being paid for my commissions and the shipping. the majority property belongs to me. the only thing you have rights over is the character (if it is an original) other than that these are my drawings. if it is an original character i will give credit for the idea in the description.

if you want me to ship a copy please tell me. you will have to pay for the cost of the commission + extra's + the shipping cost. i ship anywhere in the united states, australia, the UK, and japan. they will arrive on 81/2X11 glossy paper ready to be placed in a frame. each copy i send will come with my sig in the bottom right corner. you may customize your print with your name or something along the lines of that for an extra $1.50.

if you have any questions please contact me.

"There are three parts to it: quality, time, and money. You can't have all three. If you want quality, you have to be willing to give the artist more money or time to complete the task; if you want it done faster, you have to pay more or accept lower quality work; if you don't want to pay as much, then you have to sacrifice speed or quality for it, and so on." -- Quoted by ~Ryuura and ~natashi


*note* i am also selling prints on all my work, if their is a piece that is not up for print please tell me and i will set it up for you.

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